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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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