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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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