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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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