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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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