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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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