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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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