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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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