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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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