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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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