Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

2353
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

1654
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

928
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

1803
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

1289
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

1623
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

3141
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

1394
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

501
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

2909
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

2780
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

40