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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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