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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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