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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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