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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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