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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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