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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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