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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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