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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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