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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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