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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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