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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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