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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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