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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Akiva Lane
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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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