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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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