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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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