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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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