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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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