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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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