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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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