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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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