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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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