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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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