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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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