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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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