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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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