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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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