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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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