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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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