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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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