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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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