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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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