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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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