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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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