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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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