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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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