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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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