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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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