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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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