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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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