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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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