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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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