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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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