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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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