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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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