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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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