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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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