Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

708
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

2568
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

229
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

1916
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

795
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

1089
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

2784
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

1540
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

3116
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

30
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

1098
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

2060