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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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