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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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