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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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