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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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