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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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