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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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