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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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