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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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