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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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