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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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