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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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