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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Akiva Lane
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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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