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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Akiva Lane
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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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