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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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