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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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