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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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