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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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