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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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An elevator pitch.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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