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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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