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Akiva Lane
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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Akiva Lane
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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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