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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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