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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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