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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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