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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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A square not.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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