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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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