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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane
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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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