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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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