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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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