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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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