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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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