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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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