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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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