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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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