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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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