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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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