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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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