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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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