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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Akiva Lane
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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Akiva Lane
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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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