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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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