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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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