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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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