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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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