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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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