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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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