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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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