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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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