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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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