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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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