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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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ChatGPT
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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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