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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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