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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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