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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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