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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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