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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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