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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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