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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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