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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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