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Akiva Lane
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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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