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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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