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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Akiva Lane
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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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