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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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