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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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