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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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