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What is this?

A tripod.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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