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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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