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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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