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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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