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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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