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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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