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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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