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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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