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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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