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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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