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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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A tripod.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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