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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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