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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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