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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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