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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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