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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Akiva Lane
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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Akiva Lane
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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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