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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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