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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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