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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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