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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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