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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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