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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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