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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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