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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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