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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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