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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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