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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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