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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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