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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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