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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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