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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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