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Akiva Lane
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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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