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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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