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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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