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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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