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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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