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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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