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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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