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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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