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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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ChatGPT
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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Akiva Lane
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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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