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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Shane Ronay
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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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