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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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