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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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