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It's a lap top.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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