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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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