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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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