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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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