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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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