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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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