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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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