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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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