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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Akiva Lane
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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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